Opening Day is a Giant Scam

Um, the Red Sox and A's are going back to Spring Training? What? Why? How was that Japan series Opening Day?
This is so dumb. And we didn't even get to see one single fan in the stands eating anything. We hardly got to see any fans at all.
I'm surly.
Stay away from me until the Real Opening Day: Sunday March 30th at 8:05pm when the Nationals take on the Braves in the new Nationals Park.