Obviously we had to get hot dogs during the last game at Yankee Stadium. We decided to get them from a wandering vendor rather than a stand, which means steamed not 'grilled' of course.
The first time the vendor came to our section he ran out before making it halfway up. The second time TFMJ was frantic; he was going to explode if he didn't get a hot dog, and there was no way he was walking down himself (as you can see we weren't exactly field level).
I bet TFMJ a dollar the guy would run out again.
"That's like adding insult to injury," he said, a little angry.
But we got our hot dogs and I put a little ketchup over my mustard because I like the salt (and hot dogs don't have enough salt).
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