Triple-A Teams on the Move: Mets, Marlins, Dodgers, Blue Jays, Nats, Indians (it's a circle)

The Mets are coming home to New York. Woo hoo! No more stinky New Orleans, next year the Buffalo Bison will be Mets.
The New Orleans Zeyphers will be Marlins, much closer to Florida than Albuquerque.
The Albuquerque Isotopes will be Dodgers, not as close as Vegas.
The Las Vegas 51's willl be  Blue Jays, which is dumb. Syracuse is 4 hours from Toronto.
The Syracuse Chiefs will be Nationals, closer but not close enough to DC.
The Columbus Clippers will be Indians. Another reasonable move. I like to believe that I have a sense of reason. I also like to believe that I can write interesting sentences but today I am braindead and I've been meaning to get this post up for two days. Just take what you can get from me.