That's a heck of a headline.
**The Texas Rangers offer All You Can Eat Seats in Upper Home Run Porch for every game. Each ticket includes all you can eat grilled chicken sandwiches, hot dogs, nachos, peanuts, popcorn, and soft drinks, served in the air-conditioned grill behind Upper Home Run Porch. Food service begins when the ballpark gates open and ends two hours after the scheduled game time. Individual game tickets are $34 ($39 for premier games), and groups of 20 or more may be purchased for $31 per ticket ($37 for premier games).
**Section 335 has been designated as a non-alcohol section at Rangers Ballpark. No sales; no consumption in 335. Elsewhere, beer sales will be discontinued after the 7th inning and at concession stands after the 8th inning or two and one-half hours subsequent to the start of a single game, whichever occurs first.
**Tailgate parties are permitted in the parking lots of Rangers Ballpark as long as such festivities do not interfere with normal parking procedures or extend into additional spaces. Use of an open flame for cooking or other purposes is prohibited. Outside food companies (other than Sportservice) are not permitted to cater tailgate parties. Parking lots open three hours prior to game time (parking lot opening times are subject to change).