What The Red Sox and Rays Have in Common

I know some bloggers who disable their comment sections when the Rays are at Fenway and/or the Red Sox are at Tropicana Field. That's what makes this news so exciting: This season at Tropicana Field you can get a Fenway Frank.
I'm totally misleading you sort of.
Kayem - the Official Hot Dog of the Boston Red Sox and Fenway Park - is now also the Official Hot Dog and Sausage of the Tampa Bay Rays and Tropicana Field.

To be fair I should tell you that Kayem says the Rays hot dogs are different...

The new hot dog, created especially for Rays fans, features a special all-beef recipe, offering a unique blend of spices for a distinct bolder flavor. The plump and juicy skinless hot dogs have no fillers and are MSG and gluten free.

They do make 120 different varieties. But, really, how different can they be? And, really, who cares? Besides Red Sox and Rays fans. How can we A-B (compare) these hot dogs? Two people meet at a Nats game? About 1400 miles between Fenway and The Trop - midway point is Carolina Mudcats (AA Reds) ballpark: Five County Stadium. Dogs and Cats. Perfect.