That's less time than those Drama High kids had to rehearse for their production of The Wiz. Yes I was clicking away from the Browns/Eagles game. I'm sure tons of people outside of Ohio will be tuning in for Sunday's Browns/Bengals extravaganza. Ha.
But let's get serious for a minute. The SuperBowl is loomingish. Some eager Jets and Giants fans have gotten together with a name for the possible Meadowlands Matchup: The Broadway Bowl. They are worried a NY v NY game could be misnamed The Subway Bowl. But no subway connects these teams because (a) they play in the same stadium and (b) that stadium is in NJ. Alas, Broadway doesn't connect these teams either; see reasons (a) and (b) above.
What does connect the Jets and Giants is a desire to be in NY. Maybe it should be The Wrong Side of the River Bowl, or The Bills Are the Only NY Team to Play on NY Dirt Bowl. I'm not saying I wouldn't enjoy a Jets/Giants SuperBowl, or that I consider either team to belong to NJ, I'm just saying a more appropriate name might be The Port Authority of NJ/NJ Bowl. Maybe a portion of proceeds could go to the MTA.
What the heck does this have to do with food, you ask? No matter who is in the SuperBowl, I plan to be eating White Hots from NY State. How's that?